i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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