I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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