it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I don't think brook has ever known best
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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