Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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