DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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