Cold hands, warm shart.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
i need some magic done to my vagina
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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