you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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