I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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