Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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