my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
