i think i have two assholes
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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