You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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