Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Rumble strips road head = magical
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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