we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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