The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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