Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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