she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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