You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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