My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Houston, we have a squirter
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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