I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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