in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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