dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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