i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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