Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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