My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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