So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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