So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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