Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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