But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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