you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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