It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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