I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
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