It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Pooping to opera.
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