I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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