How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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