Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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