I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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