Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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