Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize