ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
