Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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