He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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