Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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