No, drunk sperm still make babies.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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