I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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