FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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