Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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