so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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