you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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