Got a toothbrush?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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