I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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