Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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