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so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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