...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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