we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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