living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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